1. Who the fuck is up right now? I'm bored and porn is not my friend tonight. Ol' girl & grippin penis like it's a damn ham sandwhich & shit....damn, did I just get hungry?
2. Why the fuck do ppl leave their shidmarks [shit+skid] in the toilet?? You think I wanna see yo shit when i'm about to take a shit?? I'm sorry for getting frustrated, I know you can't help it.
3. Dear December 25, 2010- I know it's early, but you may not know that I know you suck.
4. Fuck my medical terminology professor! Ms. Houston, you maam, can eat a dick.
5. Walmart why won't you hire me? Shit, ya'll can eat a dick too! eat a hundred damn ding-dongs bitches... muthafuckas.
6. Ya'll remember that 1990's frosty ass lipstick? I saw somebody wearing that mess the other day,
I second #2....no1 likes to walk in and meet a 'non' spotless toilet bowl
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c'monnnnnn! i know yall feel me! lol
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