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1. Who the fuck is up right now? I'm bored and porn is not my friend tonight. Ol' girl & grippin penis like it's a damn ham sandwhich & shit....damn, did I just get hungry?  2. Why the fuck do ppl leave their shidmarks [shit+skid] in the toilet?? You think I wanna see yo shit when i'm about to take a shit?? I'm sorry for getting frustrated, I know you can't help it. 3. Dear December 25, 2010- I know it's early, but you may not know that I know you suck. 4. Fuck my medical terminology professor! Ms. Houston, you maam, can eat a dick. 5. Walmart why won't you hire me? Shit, ya'll can eat a dick too! eat a hundred damn ding-dongs bitches... muthafuckas. 6. Ya'll remember that 1990's frosty ass lipstick? I saw somebody wearing that mess the other day, bitchhh. get that shit offayoface.  NOW >__>