"I'm not a killa but don't push me"

OMFG...I am so sick of people & their bitching! I have a bad ass habit of not being on time for ANYTHING (except for work........sometimes. o_0)  but I've been this way for years & I feel like people should stop inviting me places or stop relying on me to be the source of transportation. I mean, I was 2 hours late to my own birthday dinner!!! what the hell does anybody expect from me?? But don't get me wrong, I do try to speed it up....I'll even get ready at 7 to be someplace at 10! I don't try to not be on time..do you really think that I want to be late to every damn thing??? ughhh. I'm not begging anyone to deal with my bullshit but I need people to understand that what if, WHAT IF..i'm not physically able?! remove me from your contacts, your facebook, from your life if it's that big of a problem... or deal with it and shut the fuck up. Geeesh.