6.

1. Who the fuck is up right now? I'm bored and porn is not my friend tonight. Ol' girl & grippin penis like it's a damn ham sandwhich & shit....damn, did I just get hungry?  2. Why the fuck do ppl leave their shidmarks [shit+skid] in the toilet?? You think I wanna see yo shit when i'm about to take a shit?? I'm sorry for getting frustrated, I know you can't help it. 3. Dear December 25, 2010- I know it's early, but you may not know that I know you suck. 4. Fuck my medical terminology professor! Ms. Houston, you maam, can eat a dick. 5. Walmart why won't you hire me? Shit, ya'll can eat a dick too! eat a hundred damn ding-dongs bitches... muthafuckas. 6. Ya'll remember that 1990's frosty ass lipstick? I saw somebody wearing that mess the other day, bitchhh. get that shit offayoface.  NOW >__>

3.

1. It's my sister's 15th birthday today!! 2. That nasty ass merlot has given me a nasty ass headache ugh! [man fuck all that winery shit, gimme some vodka...straight.] 3. This is how i've been wearing my hair lately...

and it seems like everybody I come in contact with thinks i'm like 12 or some shit...damn, do I really look that young??